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键盘侠|水花爷爷们要黑八雷霆了!鲍尔默作弊&快船也没进季后赛

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[赛后帖]🏀勇士13分逆转淘汰快船 库里35分 霍福德末节4三分 伦纳德21分

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勇士:库里35分1板4助、桑托斯20分6板5助、波尔津吉斯20分5板5助2帽、波杰姆斯基17分7板2助、霍福德14分3板、格林7分6板9助4断、梅尔顿7分5板3助2断、佩顿6分3板1助2断

快船:马瑟林23分3板2助3断、伦纳德21分7板3助、加兰21分5板8助、洛佩斯17分5板1助2断、琼斯13分2板1助3断、科林斯11分9板2断、邓恩7分3板10助3断、米勒5分2板2助、桑德斯3分3助

[–]Bullsjdprager 2861 points 3 hours ago

It’s gotta hurt if you’re the Clippers, but this is just what the Warriors do to people. No lead is safe when you’re going against the GOAT 3-point flamethrower, Al motherfucking Horford

公牛球迷:如果你是快船,那肯定很受伤,但这正是勇士对其他人做的事情。当你面对史上最伟大的三分喷火龙,也就是他妈的艾尔・霍福德时,任何领先优势都不安全。

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 1029 points 3 hours ago

Splash grandfather

马刺球迷:水花爷爷

[–]San Francisco Warriorsfussasa98 525 points 3 hours ago

A year older than Steph 😂

勇士球迷:就比库里大一岁 😂

[–]Hawksalihooha 1041 points 3 hours ago

I can't believe 50 year old Al Horford just saved the Warriors season lol

老鹰球迷:真不敢相信 50 岁的霍福德刚刚拯救了勇士的赛季哈哈。

[–]TimberwolvesDJ-Fein 334 points 3 hours ago

Al “Steph Curry” Horford

森林狼球迷:艾尔・“斯蒂芬・库里”・霍福德。

[–]simon2105 3303 points 3 hours ago

Steph and the uncs vs Shai and gen Z give it to me

球迷:库里和老头子们对决亚历山大和 Z 世代球员,赶紧给我端上来吧。

[–]WarriorsCare_Cup_Is_Empty 910 points 3 hours ago

Feed it into my veins even if we get swept

勇士球迷:就算我们被横扫了,我也要把这比赛直接注射进我的静脉里。

[–]ThunderiCarpet 353 points 3 hours ago

Can never bet against Curry

雷霆球迷:永远不要赌库里输。

[–]NuggetsIndependent_Nothing 825 points 3 hours ago

I’m absolutely betting against curry this time

掘金球迷:我这次绝对要赌库里输。

[–]KnicksCaius01 476 points 3 hours ago

Yeah lol, Curry leading an 8 seed Warriors past the Thunder would be like a top 3 accomplishment in his career

尼克斯球迷:是啊哈哈,库里带领 8 号种子的勇士淘汰雷霆,这绝对能排进他职业生涯成就的前三。

[–]SupersonicsSerenadeSwift 349 points 3 hours ago

I mean it would be the biggest upset in NBA history would it not? A 10 seed winning 2 road play-in games and then beating the 64 win 1 seed with the potential 2x defending MVP in a playoff series? That would literally be the craziest shit in NBA history.

超音速球迷:我的意思是,这难道不是 NBA 历史上最大的爆冷吗?一个 10 号种子在客场赢下两场附加赛,然后在一轮季后赛中击败一支取得 64 胜且拥有潜在两连庄 MVP 的 1 号种子?这绝对是 NBA 历史上最疯狂的狗屎事情。

[–]RaptorsMaNamWumbo 373 points 3 hours ago

Dray vs Dort will be comedy

猛龙球迷:追梦对阵多特绝对是一出喜剧。

[–]CummingInTheNile 1166 points 3 hours ago

Everyones gonna focus on Steph but Gui Santos played his ass off all game, they 100% dont win without him

球迷:每个人都会把目光聚焦在库里身上,但桑托斯整场比赛都拼尽了全力,如果没有他,他们百分之百赢不了。

[–]Warriorsscaredspoon 582 points 3 hours ago

Same for pingus tingus Al and dray

勇士球迷:波尔津吉斯、霍福德和追梦也一样。

[–][NBA] Best of 2021 Winnerurfaselol 1431 points 3 hours ago

Draymonds defense on Kawhi is what sealed this game. Absolutely shut him down in the fourth.

球迷:追梦对伦纳德的防守终结了这场比赛。他在第四节彻底防死了伦纳德。

[–]CavaliersRulersBack 370 points 3 hours ago

That late basket was funny. You rarely see Kawhi sell like that

骑士球迷:最后那个进攻很搞笑。你很少看到伦纳德像那样拉胯。

[–]A-Centrifugal-Force 294 points 3 hours ago

As usual, his willingness to do what no one else wants to makes the difference and wins the game. The guy is an asshole and he’s made plenty of boneheaded mistakes that have cost the Warriors, but there’s a reason he’s a 4 time champ and future Hall of Famer as a second round pick who had to spend 4 years in college and rode the bench to start his career.

球迷:像往常一样,他愿意做别人不想做的事,这造就了不同并赢得了比赛。这家伙是个混蛋,他也犯过很多让勇士付出代价的愚蠢错误,但他作为一个在大学打了四年、职业生涯从板凳坐起的二轮秀,能成为 4 届总冠军和未来的名人堂成员是有原因的。

[–]reddev87 307 points 3 hours ago

The Unc-off did not disappoint!

Al, Dray, Steph, all with big time play in the clutch.

球迷:这场老头局没有让人失望!

霍福德、追梦、库里,在关键时刻都有大场面表现。

[–]Hornetsripkin05 860 points 3 hours ago

Play-ins slapping like a motherfucker this year.

黄蜂球迷:今年的附加赛真他妈的好看。

[–]ThunderLow-Conflict9366 246 points 3 hours ago

Play-ins are the real playoffs apparently

雷霆球迷:显然附加赛才是真正的季后赛

[–]KingsOptimusGrime707 289 points 3 hours ago

Tyronn Lue: "This devil named Curry is hurting us!"

国王球迷:泰伦・卢:“这个叫库里的恶魔正在伤害我们!”

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 272 points 3 hours ago

Haha fuck it make the whole playoff one game series.

马刺球迷:哈哈去他的吧,把整个季后赛都改成一局定胜负的系列赛好了。

[–]Cavalierscrazyman3642 711 points 3 hours ago

Man we gotta enjoy curry whilst he’s still around. Out there just straight hoopin.

骑士球迷:伙计们,趁着库里还在打球我们得好好享受。他在场上就是纯粹的在打球。

[–]IBEHEBI 246 points 3 hours ago

I must have said outloud "No fucking way" like 3 times during the game

It's just preposterous

球迷:在比赛过程中,我肯定大声喊了不下三次 “真他妈见鬼了”

这简直太荒谬了

[–]LakersPalifaith 238 points 3 hours ago

3 of the play-in games have been bonkers so far. And then you have the Orlando Magic.

湖人球迷:到目前为止,有 3 场附加赛都打得疯狂至极。然后你看看奥兰多魔术。

[–]neal1701 362 points 3 hours ago

My 6 month old niece was locked in for the Curry 3 at the 50second mark

Insane steals by Draymond after that

球迷:我 6 个月大的侄女在最后 50 秒库里投三分时都看入迷了

在那之后追梦又送出了疯狂的抢断

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 619 points 3 hours ago*

Shoutout Dray! That dude clamped down Kawhi. Bro put him in jail for Aspiration. Also Al Horford 😮‍💨

Steph gonna Steph.

公牛球迷:向追梦致敬!那家伙锁死了伦纳德。兄弟因为违规赞助那档子事把他关进了监狱。还有艾尔・霍福德 😮‍💨

库里还是那个库里。

[–][GSW] Bob SuraGucciGaropp 275 points 3 hours ago

When the lights are brightest, nobody has ever been a better defender than Draymond Green.

勇士球迷:当灯光最闪耀的大舞台上,从来没有人能比德雷蒙德・格林防守得更好。

[–]Torrion- 292 points 3 hours ago

Imagine being cheating-ass Steve Ballmer and not even being able to get your team to the second level of the play-in tournament.

If he were capable of feeling shame, that is the emotion he’d be experiencing right now

球迷:想象一下你是作弊的混蛋史蒂夫・鲍尔默,甚至都不能让你的球队打进附加赛的第二轮。

如果他还有羞耻心的话,那这就是他现在正在体验的情绪。

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